{"id":60874,"date":"2025-09-21T06:53:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-21T04:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/?p=60874"},"modified":"2025-09-23T06:52:29","modified_gmt":"2025-09-23T04:52:29","slug":"the-aim-of-the-imperial-stormtroopers-how-to-hit-anyone-but-your-target","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/2025\/09\/21\/the-aim-of-the-imperial-stormtroopers-how-to-hit-anyone-but-your-target\/","title":{"rendered":"The aim of the Imperial Stormtroopers: how to hit anyone but your target"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I've been a fan of the Star Wars saga since I was a kid, and I admit I've always been fascinated by the Empire's stormtroopers.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><rel><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/2025\/09\/20\/efe-distorted-a-statement-by-the-head-of-the-spanish-navy-regarding-illegal-immigration\/\">Efe distorted a statement by the head of the Spanish Navy regarding illegal immigration<\/a><\/rel><br \/>\n<rel><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/2024\/06\/12\/against-the-king-the-army-the-constitution-and-the-boomers-who-benefits-from-this-crazy-drift\/\">Against the King, the Army, the Constitution and the 'boomers': who benefits from this crazy drift?<\/a><\/rel><\/p>\n<p>This fascination is more aesthetic than anything else. <strong>In military terms, Imperial troops look like the worst soldiers in the galaxy.<\/strong> The uniform doesn't help: going into combat in white armor is about as effective in terms of camouflage as wearing a reflective vest. <strong>The helmets have visors that look like they were designed by a rebel spy<\/strong>, as they would only be truly effective if the soldier suffers from strabismus.<\/p>\n<p>As for weapons, <strong>the creators of that series equipped the Imperial troops with laser blasters<\/strong> that are actually British Sterling submachine guns from World War II. It doesn't seem to be a very accurate weapon, and certainly, <strong>if Imperial troops are known for anything, it's their poor aim<\/strong>. Just watch the chases in the first film (now Episode IV) inside the Death Star. <strong>It's as if the Galactic Empire cloned me to make soldiers<\/strong> and ended up with an army of nearsighted people.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, <strong>having enemies with poor aim is a great advantage<\/strong>, because you know they'll shoot anywhere but at their target. The same thing is happening in politics, <strong>when the opposition to socialism is dedicated to attacking the institutions it should protect the most<\/strong>, those in which the nation places its hope for permanence, stability, defense, and the preservation of its roots.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wanting all institutions to adhere to an ideological discourse (which is the very goal of socialism)<\/strong> is an aspiration that forgets that there are state institutions that must remain outside of political debate, and it also <strong>helps socialism undermine citizens' trust in everything it doesn't yet control.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>But above all, <strong>this serves to distract and disperse the opposition to socialism<\/strong>, diminishing its strength and capacity and giving the left the fabulous advantage of <strong>seeing its rivals firing at anything but what should be their target<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>---<\/p>\n<p><small>Photo: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elentir\/34160184963\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Elentir<\/a>.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a fan of the Star Wars saga since I was a kid, and I admit I&#8217;ve always been fascinated by the Empire&#8217;s stormtroopers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10863],"tags":[501],"class_list":["post-60874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflexions","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.outono.net\/elentir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}